Floodgates after a drought

Hi everybody! I've got a lot of blogging for y'all today. In the past couple of days, I've gotten onto a kick of writing, but haven't been able to find time to get online. I wrote everything on, er, WordPad (Agatha lost Microsoft Word... explanation later) and now I've organized it all into three "posts", dated either by date of writing, or date of the events described. Enjoy! (Don't expect that this explosion means that posts will become more regular, or anything like that. Everything I do is result of freak accident. No rhyme, no reason. Sorry, but that's how it happens in this mind.)
Enjoy!